Quantum Groceries & Dimensional Snacks
Breakfast that breaks physics
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Schrödinger's Cereal Box
WARNING: Contents both exist and don't exist until observed. May cause existential breakfast crisis.
£6.99
Time-Frozen Milk
Expired yesterday, fresh tomorrow, confusing today.
£3.49
Perpetual Bread
It's bread forever. FOREVER. Get it away from me.
£2.99
Gravity-Defying Butter
Finally, butter that spreads UP. Physics teachers hate this one trick.
£4.99
Invisible Jam
Tastes like strawberry betrayal.
£5.49
Boneless Bananas
We removed the bones. Yes, banana bones. Don't ask questions you're not ready to hear the answers to.
£3.99
Square Eggs (6-pack)
Chickens hate this one trick.
£4.49
Dehydrated Water Powder
Just add... wait.
£7.99