Impossible Fashion
Clothes That Probably Violate Several Laws of Physics
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Infinite Pocket Jeans
WARNING: Items placed in pockets may end up in pocket dimension. Recovery not guaranteed.
£89.99
Permanently Paired Socks
Quantum-entangled at the atomic level. If you lose one, the other one KNOWS.
£12.99
Dry Umbrella Protector
Protects your umbrella from rain. Because apparently umbrellas are too good to get wet now.
£24.99
Reversible Inside-Out Jacket
It's always inside-out. Also always outside-in. Topology is crying.
£129.99
One-Size-Fits-None T-Shirt
Guaranteed to fit absolutely nobody. 100% success rate.
£19.99
Invisible Sunglasses
You can't see them. Neither can UV rays. Neither can you.
£69.99
Non-Slip Banana Skin Shoes
Finally, footwear that makes sense of nothing.
£79.99