Square Eggs (6-pack)

Eggs are round. That's just how eggs work. Or so we thought. We've reinvented eggs. They're square now. Perfectly square. 90-degree angles. Right angles. All the angles. The chickens were not happy. We had to explain geometry to them. They didn't understand. We didn't understand. But the eggs are square now, so mission accomplished, I guess? These square eggs cook exactly like regular eggs, except they fit better in square pans. And square toasters. And square... look, they're just square, okay? They taste like eggs. They cook like eggs. They're just... geometrically different. WARNING: Do not attempt to make these eggs round again. The geometry is permanent. We've tried. The eggs resist. They're committed to being square.