Dehydrated Water Powder

Water is wet. Everyone knows that. But what if water didn't have to be wet? What if you could have water in powder form? We did it. We dehydrated water. It sounds impossible. It IS impossible. But we did it anyway. This powder is 100% water. Just... dry water. Powdered water. You add it to... well, that's the problem. What do you add dehydrated water to? More water? That seems redundant. The instructions say "just add water" but that defeats the purpose. We've created water that needs water to become water. It's water-ception. Water within water. The wateriest water that ever watered. WARNING: Do not attempt to rehydrate this water with regular water. The resulting water will be too watery. We're not responsible for water-related water incidents.