Contradictory Home Goods

For the Home That Doesn't Make Sense

Hot Ice Maker

Makes ice. Hot ice. Don't think about it.

£199.99

Dark Light Bulbs (4-pack)

60W of pure darkness per bulb.

£16.99

Fireproof Matches (100-pack)

They're matches that won't light. We invented expensive sticks.

£4.99

Doorbell for People Already Inside

Ding dong! You're already here! Why are you ringing this?

£34.99

Self-Cleaning Dirt (5kg bag)

Is it still dirt if it's clean? Philosophy not included.

£12.99

Inflatable Dartboard

For people who like their darts to bounce back angrily.

£29.99

Cordless Extension Lead

Extends... something. Not electricity. Maybe hope?

£44.99