
Contradictory Home Goods
For the Home That Doesn't Make Sense
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Hot Ice Maker
Makes ice. Hot ice. Don't think about it.
£199.99

Dark Light Bulbs (4-pack)
60W of pure darkness per bulb.
£16.99

Fireproof Matches (100-pack)
They're matches that won't light. We invented expensive sticks.
£4.99

Doorbell for People Already Inside
Ding dong! You're already here! Why are you ringing this?
£34.99

Self-Cleaning Dirt (5kg bag)
Is it still dirt if it's clean? Philosophy not included.
£12.99

Inflatable Dartboard
For people who like their darts to bounce back angrily.
£29.99

Cordless Extension Lead
Extends... something. Not electricity. Maybe hope?
£44.99