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Impossible Inc
Schrödinger's Cereal Box

Schrödinger's Cereal Box

SKU: IMP-QG-001

£6.99

WARNING: Contents both exist and don't exist until observed. May cause existential breakfast crisis.

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Okay so here's the thing about breakfast: it's the most important meal of the day, right? WRONG. It's also the least important. It's BOTH. Welcome to quantum breakfast, where your cereal exists in a superposition of both being delicious AND being a complete disappointment until you open the box and observe it. We've taken regular cereal (you know, the kind that definitely exists) and applied quantum mechanics to it. Each box contains both Lucky Charms AND regular charms. Also neither. The marshmallows are simultaneously present and absent. The milk you pour in? It's both wet and dry until you taste it. The best part? You can eat this cereal for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner because time is also in a superposition. Or maybe you already ate it. Or you will. Look, just buy the cereal and stop asking questions that break the fourth wall of breakfast physics. WARNING: Do not open the box in a well-lit room. The observation might collapse the wave function and you'll be left with just... cereal. Regular, boring, definitely-exists cereal. And nobody wants that.