Delivery Information

It arrives when it arrives. Sometimes before. Occasionally during. Never exactly when expected.

Delivery Options

• Standard Delivery: 3-5 days, or possibly years, time is weird - Free on orders over £50
• Express Delivery: 1-2 days if the timeline cooperates - £4.99
• Next Day Delivery: Guaranteed yesterday - £8.99
• Same-Day from Last Week: Currently being delivered - £12.99
• Quantum Superposition Delivery: It's both arrived and not arrived - £15.99

Please note: These products don't exist, so delivery is also non-existent. This is a test website.