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Waterproof Water
H2O but make it hydrophobic.
£49.99
Silent Alarm Clock
Wakes you up BEFORE it goes off. Causality is just a suggestion.
£39.99
Transparent Mirror
See yourself not seeing yourself.
£79.99
Square Circle Display (27")
27" of geometric impossibility - 4K resolution, infinite existential dread.
£299.99
Wireless Cable (USB-C, 2m)
It's a cable with no wires. Look, we were drunk when we invented this, okay?
£19.99
Solar-Powered Torch for Night Use
Harnesses the power of the sun AT NIGHT. Don't think about it too hard.
£34.99
Analogue Smartwatch
All the confusion, none of the features.
£149.99
Portable Plug Socket
Take your electricity anywhere! Terms and physics apply.
£24.99