Privacy Policy

We don't collect your data. We can't. These products don't exist. This website barely exists. Do YOU exist?

This is a test website. We don't collect, store, or process any personal data. Any form submissions are logged to the browser console only and are not sent anywhere.

The cart uses localStorage on your device only. No data leaves your browser.

Cookies and Analytics

We use Google Analytics and Google Tag Manager to understand how visitors interact with our website. These services use cookies and similar technologies to collect and analyse information about website usage.

Google Analytics helps us understand:

• How many visitors come to our site
• Which pages are most popular
• How visitors navigate through the site
• General geographic location (country/city level)

Google Tag Manager is used to manage and deploy marketing and analytics tags on our website. It helps us organise and control how these tools are implemented.

The data collected by Google Analytics and Google Tag Manager is processed according to Google's Privacy Policy. You can opt out of analytics cookies using the cookie banner on our website.

This is a test website. While we use these analytics tools, we don't collect or store personal data ourselves beyond what these services provide.