Privacy Policy
We don't collect your data. We can't. These products don't exist. This website barely exists. Do YOU exist?
This is a test website. We don't collect, store, or process any personal data. Any form submissions are logged to the browser console only and are not sent anywhere.
The cart uses localStorage on your device only. No data leaves your browser.
Cookies and Analytics
We use several analytics and experimentation tools to understand how visitors interact with our website and to test improvements. These services use cookies and similar technologies to collect and analyse information about website usage.
Google Analytics & Google Tag Manager
Google Analytics helps us understand:
- How many visitors come to our site
- Which pages are most popular
- How visitors navigate through the site
- General geographic location (country/city level)
Google Tag Manager is used to manage and deploy marketing and analytics tags on our website. It helps us organise and control how these tools are implemented.
The data collected by Google Analytics and Google Tag Manager is processed according to Google's Privacy Policy.
Convert Experiences
We use Convert Experiences to run A/B tests and experiments that help us improve the website experience. Convert Experiences may:
- Show different versions of pages to different visitors
- Track how visitors interact with different page variations
- Collect anonymous usage data to measure experiment performance
- Use cookies to remember which variation a visitor has seen
Convert Experiences collects page type, product information, and category data to help us target experiments effectively. This data is processed according to Convert's Privacy Policy.
Webtrends Optimize
We use Webtrends Optimize for website optimisation and personalisation. Webtrends Optimize may:
- Run experiments to test different website designs and features
- Personalise content based on visitor behaviour
- Track conversion events (such as purchases, form submissions, and button clicks)
- Collect anonymous analytics data to measure experiment success
- Use cookies and local storage to remember visitor preferences
Webtrends Optimize may collect information about products viewed, items added to cart, purchases made, and other interactions with the website. This data is processed according to Webtrends' Privacy Policy.
Managing Your Preferences
You can opt out of analytics and experimentation cookies using the cookie banner on our website. Essential cookies (required for the shopping cart to function) cannot be disabled.
Note that opting out of analytics cookies may affect your experience, as we use this data to improve the website and test new features.
This is a test website. While we use these analytics and experimentation tools, we don't collect or store personal data ourselves beyond what these services provide. All data collected is anonymous and used solely for website improvement purposes.