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Impossible Products Inc isn't a real shop. The products don't exist and nothing is sold. The site is run by Another Web is Possible (AWIP) to test analytics and experimentation tools.

What stays on your device

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We use this data only to test and improve websites. We don't sell it or use it for advertising.

Changing your mind

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Your rights

Under UK data protection law you can ask what data is held about you, and ask for it to be deleted. If you're unhappy with how your data is handled, you can complain to the Information Commissioner's Office.