Boneless Bananas
SKU: IMP-QG-006
£3.99
In Stock (156 available)
We removed the bones. Yes, banana bones. Don't ask questions you're not ready to hear the answers to.
Bananas have bones. You didn't know that? Of course you didn't. Because bananas DON'T have bones. But they SHOULD. And we fixed that. By removing bones that never existed. It was a complex process. We had to identify the non-existent bone structure, carefully extract the bones that weren't there, and then... well, we're not entirely sure what happened next. But the bananas are now boneless. Definitely boneless. More boneless than regular bananas, which were already boneless. The result? Bananas that are 100% bone-free. They're softer, more flexible, and completely free of the skeletal structure they never had. It's revolutionary. Or it's just bananas. We're not sure. But they're definitely boneless now. WARNING: Do not attempt to X-ray these bananas to prove they're boneless. The X-ray will show nothing, because there were never bones to begin with. You'll just waste an X-ray.
Specifications
- Bone Count
- 0 (guaranteed)
- Bone-Free Certification
- Yes
- Regular Banana Comparison
- More boneless
- Best Before
- When bones appear (they won't)
Customer Reviews
2025-12-09
I didn't know bananas had bones until I bought these boneless ones. Now I'm questioning everything I thought I knew about fruit anatomy.
2025-12-02
Finally, bananas without the bone problem. My kids can eat them without worrying about the skeletal structure. Revolutionary!