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Quantum Groceries & Dimensional Snacks

Breakfast that breaks physics

Paradox Electronics

Now with 30% More Paradox!

Impossible Fashion

Clothes That Probably Violate Several Laws of Physics

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For the Home That Doesn't Make Sense

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Schrödinger's Cereal Box

WARNING: Contents both exist and don't exist until observed. May cause existential breakfast crisis.

£6.99

Time-Frozen Milk

Expired yesterday, fresh tomorrow, confusing today.

£3.49

Perpetual Bread

It's bread forever. FOREVER. Get it away from me.

£2.99

Gravity-Defying Butter

Finally, butter that spreads UP. Physics teachers hate this one trick.

£4.99

Invisible Jam

Tastes like strawberry betrayal.

£5.49

Boneless Bananas

We removed the bones. Yes, banana bones. Don't ask questions you're not ready to hear the answers to.

£3.99

Square Eggs (6-pack)

Chickens hate this one trick.

£4.49

Dehydrated Water Powder

Just add... wait.

£7.99

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