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Impossible Inc
Silent Alarm Clock

Silent Alarm Clock

SKU: IMP-PE-002

£39.99

Wakes you up BEFORE it goes off. Causality is just a suggestion.

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In Stock (56 available)

Regular alarm clocks are so predictable. They go off, you wake up. Boring. We've broken causality. Our alarm clock wakes you up BEFORE it goes off. It's like the alarm knows you need to wake up, so it wakes you up preemptively. Out of respect. Or spite. We're not sure. The clock uses temporal prediction algorithms to determine when you'll need to wake up, then wakes you up slightly before that time. It's like having a time-traveling alarm clock, except the time travel is just... causality being optional. WARNING: Sometimes it wakes you up before you've even DECIDED to set an alarm. Like it knows. IT KNOWS.