Infinite Pocket Jeans
SKU: IMP-IF-001
£89.99
In Stock (65 available)
WARNING: Items placed in pockets may end up in pocket dimension. Recovery not guaranteed.
These jeans have pockets. Infinite pockets. Well, not infinite, but definitely more than normal jeans. Items you put in these pockets might end up in a pocket dimension. We're not responsible for lost items. But the pockets are HUGE.
Specifications
- Pocket Capacity
- Infinite (probably)
- Dimension Risk
- High
- Pocket Count
- More than normal
Customer Reviews
2025-12-11
Lost my keys in the left pocket three weeks ago. Found them in the right pocket this morning along with a pack of gum I bought in 2019. Deducting one star because I'm pretty sure there's an entire ecosystem forming in the back pocket.
2025-12-06
These jeans have pockets that actually fit things! MULTIPLE THINGS! Do you understand what this means for women's fashion?!
2025-11-29
Put my phone in the pocket. It called me from inside the pocket. It had been in there for three years (from the phone's perspective). My phone is now older than me. Thanks, I hate it.