One-Size-Fits-None T-Shirt

One-Size-Fits-None T-Shirt

SKU: IMP-IF-005

£19.99

1

In Stock (234 available)

Guaranteed to fit absolutely nobody. 100% success rate.

(1 reviews)

One size fits all? Nonsense. We made one size fits NONE. It's guaranteed to not fit anyone. 100% success rate. It's too small for large people, too large for small people, and just wrong for everyone in between.

Specifications

Fit
None
Success Rate
100% (at not fitting)
Satisfaction
Guaranteed disappointment

Customer Reviews

Pat D.

2025-12-13

Finally, a t-shirt that lives up to its promise! It doesn't fit me at all. Exactly as advertised. Five stars for honesty.